So. Nachdem ich dann gestern 8 Spamkommentare hier gelöscht habe (ja, liebes südafrikanisches Restaurantportal, Werbung kommt hier ganz schlecht an), ist mal wieder Zeit, ein kleines Schmankerl aus dem Spamordner einzukopieren. Frisch gefunden eine Mail nebst Word-Anhang. Und den mal kurz in HTML geöffnet, man weiß ja nie...

Greetings,

Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not met, permit me however with dispense of honor and respect that I humbly make this appeal to you with the understanding that any fact/s or opinion/s expressed in this letter are given in confidence and solely for your personal information and use. I am skeptical about a lot of thing going on the internet which is the only way I think I can get this message passed on to you but If it does not interest you, disregard the mail but if it makes sense to you, I open my arms wide to do business with you in trust and sincerity.

I am Dr. Raymond Christopher, I am the chief auditor here at the bank, I got your email address from a business network agency here in London were I have employed their service to seek for a foreign partner that I can entrust and partner with in making this a success without hitches, I was assured that you very capable and honest to handle the capacity of this transaction.

Few yrs ago, I used an unclaimed fund {$100 million USD} whose owner has died 23yrs ago and no one has come to claim the money. I secretly invest the fund in a high interest program in the Swiss bank, it ran for 7yrs and the capital fund made a profit of $10million USD.

I have stopped the program and have returned the capital back to our bank unknown, now it’s this $10 million USD profit I made which is in an escrow account in the bank where I work here in London United Kingdom, but I will like to put you forward as the beneficiary with guidance to pull the interest I made from the investment and transfer it out of London to your country. All I have to do is to name you as the beneficiary and have it transferred to any bank account of your choice.

I don't know who to contact, that's why I am contacting you today, I will need you to partner with me and provide an account where I can wire transfer this fund and as soon as you have received it in your bank account on the receipt of your readiness and quittances to prove that you have the capacity to handle this transaction, I will fly over to meet you. I will give you 50% of the money for your help and I will take 50% too. This transaction is 100% risk free as I legitimately acquired the fund so there is nothing to be afraid of.

If you are interested in this transaction, please do not hesitate to call me as soon as possible on my private contact Email :( kennethmalcolm01@gmail.com) as I said there are no risks involved in this transaction; I can provide you with documentation of the high interest trading for your perusal.
Thanks You

Dr. Kenneth Malcolm

Lieber Kenneth, es ist schön, dass Du Dir so eine Mühe machst. Was mich lediglich irritiert, ist Deine Kommasetzung. Auch war mir nicht bewusst, dass Du zwischenzeitlich Deinen Namen hast ändern lassen. Nennst Du Dich im Brief doch Raymond Christopher. Leidest Du etwa unter einer gespaltenen Persönlichkeit? Oder bist Du ein siamesischer Zwilling mit verschiedenen Elternteilen?
Was mich auch verwundert: seit wann ruft man E-Mailadressen an? Hast Du etwa da einen intelligenten Anrufbeantworter sitzen? Nun, alles, was den IQ einer schimmeligen Banane übersteigt ist wahrscheinlich eh schon intelligenter als Du. Aber sei es drum.

Dann die finanzielle Seite: Du hast das Geld heimlich bei der Schweizer Bank investiert. Nur: welcher genau? Gut, wahrscheinlich bist Du aus Deinem Dorf noch nie rausgekommen, jedenfalls nicht weiter als bis zum Internetcafe, aber ich kann Dir verraten: in der Schweiz gibt es mehr als nur eine Bank. Ganz viele sogar, und dabei rede ich nicht von den Konstruktionen, auf denen man seinen Hintern plattsitzt. So platt, wie Dein Versuch, an mein Geld heranzukommen.
7 Jahre investiert und 10 Millionen gemacht in dieser Zeit. Kenneth, das ist schwach. 10 Millionen von 100 Millionen sind gerade mal 10%. Da bieten mir andere 419er weitaus höhere Renditen an. Das sind ja nur läppische 1,37% Zinsen im Jahr. Da kriege ich bei meiner Raiffeisenkasse ja mehr. Tses.

Aber schön, mal wieder von Dir zu lesen. Mal schauen, ob Du auf meine Antwort reagierst? Oh, für die Neugierigen, hier die Antwort:

Dear Kenneth,

I am surprised to receive this letter from you, after all these years. I thought you were lost in transition, following this nasty story with your ex-wife. But I am gad to read that you are well and could make some money over the years.

Of course I am very interested to do business with you. Luckily I have some sleeping accounts I can use for this transaction, neither of my employees knows about it. So just drop me an e-mail if you are interested and we can meet up soon again!

Best regards

Dr. Samuel M. Worship