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Geography of a woman
Between the age of 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America: well developed and open to trade. Especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France: gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 and 60 a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.
From 61 on a woman is like Afghanistan: everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to go there.

Geography of a man
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya: ruled by a dick.